UALIMU KAZI

MWALIMU: HIvI kwa nini kila cku unachelewa kufika shule kwani unaishi wapi?

MWANAFUNZI: Mbali sana.

MWALIMU: Mbali!, Mbinguni

MWANAFUNZI: Mbinguni kwa mbele kidoogo..

STUDENT VS TEACHER

Mwalimu kauliza
darasani;kwanini tunasema
MAPENZI ni bora kuliko
VITA?
Mwanafunzi kanyanyuka
akajibu;Sababu CONDOM bei
rahisi kuliko BUNDUKI.

STUDENTS ALWAYS THINK BIG THAN TEACHERS

TEACHER: Assume you are walking in a
jungle, suddenly you meet face 2 face
with a lion, what will u do?
STUDENT: I will stop assuming

THE MOST BRIGHTER STUDENT

HERE IS HOW A STUDENT OBTAINED
0%
IN AN EXAM -
Personally, I would have given him
100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon
die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of
Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which
state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for
divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for
failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for
breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into
the
blue sea what will it become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days
without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant
with
one hand?
* You will never find an elephant
that has
only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and
four
oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other
hand,
what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten
hours to
build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg
onto a
concrete floor without cracking
it?
*Any way you want, concrete
floors are
very hard to crack.

ALONE IN THE NIGHT

I imagine how it would be if I were up there with no air
All alone in the night
The stars makes it bright
And brings back my sight
While I'm all alone in the night